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How Would You Get A Job At Apple For Iphone Technical Support?

Frank — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:28:40 +0000

Not going to, just interested in what you’d have to do.
Like what requirements and all.
And is apple iphone support all in one office building, or seperated?

Microsoft Tech Support Sucks Sucks Sucks?

Frank — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:58:28 +0000

Since I upgraded to msn premium, I can no longer add subaccounts to the main account. I have tried unsitalling and reinstalling msn premium. I have been calling microsoft support for over a month but nobody can figure out the problem. I am so disgusted with their tech support i India. Whever I ask to talk to a manager, they tell me they are engaged in other conversations.
Is there an msn support department in the USA?

How Good Is Your Isp’s Tech Support?

Frank — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 21:46:03 +0000

1. I talk to an AMERICAN
2. They do something and they tell you how to do it, the right way
3. The other day i got an email that i had a virus and it was scanning the internet looking for other computers to infect, so it was a dousy so i formatted, sent them an Email BACK
and they thanked me for removing it and letting them know

Have You Ever Had Tech Support From India Flirt With You?

Frank — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:44:06 +0000

They are getting better at this.
I was talking to this lady in India and she was esp flity. She had a sexy innocent voice =P

My Dsl Went Down (not My Fault) Had To Go To Verizon Tech Support And Spent Two Days With Very Ill Mannered ?

Frank — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:44:09 +0000

techs that cant speak english. Who talked down to me because I could not understand them. Any one else had this happen to them or is it just me ?

Does Anybody Know The Name Of This Tech Support Commedian? One Of His Lines Is Im Sorry Thats Totally My Fault

Frank — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:17:40 +0000

does anybody know the name of this tech support commedian? One of his lines is Im sorry thats totally my fault
does anybody know the name of this tech support commedian? One of his lines is Im sorry thats totally my fault
does anybody know the name of this tech support commedian? One of his lines is Im sorry thats totally my fault, I should have told you to turn the computer on.
This guy makes a bunch of comments about working in the tech support industry, and turns it into a stand up commedy routine. I know he has his own website that also shows a video of him training a new hire for tech support. when hes talking he also continuly puts the person hold that hes helping.
Does any body know who he is?

Well, I Have The First Answer: Visioneer Tech Support Is A Pile Of Junk. I Need Help On An “obsolete” Scanner.

Frank — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:57:04 +0000

They’ve classified my scanner as obsolete and are trying to get me to pay $2 a min to talk with a tech support person about how I can get the thing to work. Would anyone happen to know why my Visioneer OneTouch 9120 USB is scanning some portions of black in images in the color red? An example of the problem can be found here: http://dan.rossiters.org/images/example.…
The glass does not seem to be dirty, it has not ever been treated rough (always been on my desk), it hasn’t even been used all that much. Any ideas?

Tech Support New Joke!!!!!?

Frank — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 07:38:51 +0000

* Tech Support: “Sir, Click Start, then Run, and type the letters C, M, and D.”
* Customer: “Wait a minute, don’t run off the end of the earth away from me now. I can only go so fast with this thing.”
* Tech Support: “Sorry, sir. Did you click Start?”
* Customer: “Where is that start button? Oh, here is is. Now what?”
* Tech Support: “Um, did you click it?”
* Customer: “Dammit, no, do that now?”
* Tech Support: “Yes, then click on the word Run.”
* Customer: “Dammit, slow down!!! Run, run, run, where the hell is run?”
* Tech Support: “Should be a the very bottom of the Start Menu that came up on the screen.”
* Customer: “I already clicked Start. Click it again?”
* Tech Support: “No, it should be there in the lower left corner.”
* Customer: “Hey, I found the word Run. You want that instead?”
* Tech Support: “Sure, why not? We’ll see if that works. Did you click it?”
* Customer: “Yes.”
* Tech Support: “Ok, type the letters C, M, and then D.”
* Customer: “Slow down, dammit!! I’m not a programmer!!! I told you I’m only a car dealer!!”
* Tech Support: “Sorry, again, sir, what do you have there?”
* Customer: “Z.”
* Tech Support: “No, we need ‘C’ like ‘Charlie.’”
* Customer: “C-H-A-R–”
* Tech Support: “Not the whole word ‘Charlie,’ sir, just the ‘C,’ please.”
* Customer: “If you don’t want a Charlie, why tell me to type it?”
* Tech Support: “Um, what’s in the box now?”
* Customer: “I’m trying to find the eraser here.”
* Tech Support: “Just hit the backspace key.”
* Customer: “That just moves it further to the right without typing anything.”
* Tech Support: “Which backspace key did you press?”
* Customer: “The long one in the middle. I pressed it on the back side.”
Eventually, we “found” the correct backspace key and got that Z replaced with a C.
* Tech Support: “Now that we just have a ‘C’ there, type an ‘M,’ like ‘Mary,’ but just the ‘M,’ ok?”
* Customer: “M-O-K.”
* Tech Support: “Remember that backspace key?”
* Customer: “Yes.”
* Tech Support: “Press it twice.”
* Customer: “All right, but it took off the ‘O’ and ‘K’ you wanted.”
* Tech Support: “Never mind that, I’ll live. Now type a ‘D,’ just the letter D.”
* Customer: “D. Now what?”
* Tech Support: “Now press the enter key.”
* Customer: “E-N-T-E-R.”
* Tech Support: “Is there anyone else around the lot that is maybe a little more familiar with computers than you are?”
* Customer: “Well, my wife uses one at her work and might be a little more familiar. She comes in in an hour. You want to talk to her?”
* Tech Support: “Yes, please.”

Why Do Computers Company Tech Support People?

Frank — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:20:30 +0000

Have 1 race in common!!
theres all arabs
they dont speak english
i talked to someone from dell there name was hassan-abdi
wtf kind of name is that?

What’s The Number To Msn Tech Support In Usa?

Frank — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:45:03 +0000

I just need to talk to someone, i wasn’t able to get info on my issue.